milkshakeprincess:

trying to tell a joke to someone you’re meeting for the first time and fucking it up 

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tweenking:

Invention Idea: An alarm clock that keeps screaming “WHAT TEAM?!” and the only way to turn it off is to scream “WILDCATS!!!” in response

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inbroadwayvalley:

thesummeroflike:

aegisaglow:

thesummeroflike:

peewentz:

are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange 

which came first: the orange or orange

Orange was first used to refer to the fruit around 1300 but not used as a color word until around 1540.

then what was the colour called before then

there was no colour everything was in black and white

(via relitseleirda)

telescopics:

malforms:

nothing screams “gay” louder than someone screaming “gay” really loud

unless your screams of “gay” are muffled by another guy’s cock

that’s pretty gay

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